Mumble!

The primitive dark age of “dumb” notifications is over. Welcome to world’s first intelligent vibrations. Now you can finally sense a message’s importance, length, excitement, context, and emotion before even looking at your phone.

This is what the future feels like…

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Featured on: WIRED, LifeHacker, AddictiveTips.com, WonderHowTo.com, and MANY more!

“This is one of those apps that you never knew you needed, but as once it’s on your phone you have no idea how you lived without it….Words cannot do this app justice, just trust me – You need it.” – PhoneMeta.com

“Adds awesome functionality most people never would have even considered” – BGR.com

“Mumble! is a brilliant concept that brings something unique to the table that we’ve never seen before” – AddictiveTips.com

“Mumble! is a very smart application and one of my favorites that I have covered.” – WonderHowTo.com

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(VERY big things are happening this year with Mumble! so stay tuned…)

* Have you ever wanted to know if a message was short and boring, or LONG AND EXCITING!!!!!

* Do you hate being bothered by annoying messages?

* Want to know if a message is a question, good news, or bad news?

* Do you wish you knew if you were getting a dirty joke from your friends before pulling out your phone in the presence of others?

* Want to ignore all messages about business when you’re away on holidays?

* Want to ignore all messages when you’re sleeping… unless it’s an emergency?

* Want to do a TON of other stuff too?!
Mumble! is a revolutionary new vibrating notification app for SMS and instant messages. It’s the first and only app that allows you to have a sense of the emotion, content, length, and importance of the messages you receive before reading them. This innovative idea is combined with ultra-advanced algorithms that have a sophisticated understanding of human emotion and natural language processing. Mumble! gives you an experience unlike anything else on the planet.
Full Features:

• Smart and Dynamic vibration notifications based on each message you receive

• Android Wear support!

• Compatible with: Almost every SMS app, WhatsApp, Kik, Facebook Messenger, Hangouts, Viber, Line, Telegram, TextSecure, WeChat, BBM, Kakao Talk, vk (VKontakte), Yahoo! Messenger, imo, Tango Messenger, Talkray, GroupMe, textPlus, hike messenger, Mo+, and MORE COMING SOON!

• Supports 10 Languages (English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, German, Russian, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese).
– Mumble! seamlessly works with all of them at the same time!

• Highly customizable
– Tons of powerful settings that are super simple to use

• Automatically ignore annoying messages:
– Single word responses
– Typo fixing
– Duplicate messages
– SPAM
– Customizable Always/Never ignore lists (phone numbers and user names)

• Either recognize or ignore various types of message based on their context:
– Positive Emotion
– Negative Emotion
– Questions
– NSFW
– Business / Money
– Emergency / Urgent

• Customized Filters allow you to recognize, ignore, or never ignore your own choice of keywords

• Smart Sleep Mode allows you to ignore all messages for a set amount of time
– With the option to still be alerted if it’s an emergency or urgent

• Very light weight (doesn’t kill your battery or slow down your phone)

• Safe and Private: Message processing is done locally on your phone. Mumble! doesn’t store your messages or send them over the Internet. (Note: the “Internet Permission” is only used for very infrequent Google Analytics which is only used for download statistics and not your personal info)

• Also works with other 3rd party notification apps!

Intellectual Property owned by: Jordan Elvidge
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