THPPPT!!! Prime Key

The THPPPT!!!™ Prime Key unlocks functionality in the free THPPPT!!!™ application.

A personal appeal from the guy at Bonzotron:
Please download and try out the free THPPPT!!!™ application before you buy. Paid customers and artists are my first priority for fixing bugs and adding features, but ultimately I’m just one guy with a day job. I want you to love THPPPT!!!™ and I’ll do my absolute best for you, but it would help me a lot if you’d check to make sure it behaves on your device before buying the Prime Key.
What is THPPPT!!!™, anyway??

THPPPT!!!™ vulgar/informal
noun
1. An amusingly stupid app from Bonzotron Amusements LTD.
2. A utility that allows one to make rude noises with toons and take pictures.
verb
1. Cause a cartoon character to blow a raspberry.
2. Make an animation emit a fart noise with lips and tongue.
3. Use a comic actor to voice a bronx cheer.
How do I THPPPT!!!™??
• Touch the screen to make the actor look and THPPPT!!!™
• Take pictures of real people and places with THPPPT!!!™ actors!
• Touch higher or lower to make musical THPPPT!!!™s!
• Three fun original actors!
• Create your own actors!
• Import others’ actors!

THPPPT!!!™ contains no ads, no nags, and no in-app purchases. Please use and enjoy it with our compliments.

The free version of THPPPT!!!™ limits you to five created or imported characters. Also, new characters that Bonzotron adds to THPPPT!!!™ will appear first in the Prime (paid) version.

If you enjoy THPPPT!!!™ and would like to see more from us,
Please consider purchasing the THPPPT!!!™ Prime Key.

Learn to create your own characters at:
http://www.bonzotron.com/thpppt/thpppt-build-actors/

→⇒ARTISTS!⇐←
If you create and publish your own THPPPT!!!™ actor, you’re invited to join our Artist Appreciation Program.
The Artist Appreciation Program gives you:
• Access to the full paid functionality of THPPPT!!!™,
• Early (beta) access to new THPPPT!!!™ features and characters,
• Priority handling of bugs and feature requests.

Learn more about the Artist Appreciation Program at:
http://www.bonzotron.com/thpppt/thpppt-artist-appreciation/

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THPPPT!!!™ makes the world a better place!
√ THPPPT!!!™ alleviates the negative effects of vapours, gout, ague, flatus, halitosis, and dyspepsia.
√ THPPPT!!!™ knows what you did last summer.
√ THPPPT!!!™ is not a flying toy.
√ THPPPT!!!™ is a bad influence on you.
√ THPPPT!!!™ powers out tough stains.
√ THPPPT!!!™ am Groot.
√ THPPPT!!!™ makes you popular with the ladies/gentlemen.
√ THPPPT!!!™ is best pony.
√ THPPPT!!!™ has spooky powers.

THPPPT!!!™ is the answer.
What was the question?